I know all y'all's been missing me - I've been burrowing in like the disgusting tick I am, licking the corporate cock of the man and chasing the yankee dollar like no-one's business - overtime is ok when you don't have much else to do - fuck it - I'll be laughing at the end of the month.

Anyhoo, got a fucking treat today - and breaking protocol and risking disciplinary procedures to bring you this fuckin gem that i had to dig for. One of the funniest tunes I ever heard, and rarely if ever off my mp3 player. And yes - in case you're wondering - my dick DOES look like macauly culkin - it's uncanny, if not a little terrifying - still - it made me some good money in the early 90's when it starred in numerous festive themed cartoonishly violent feel good family comedies x