Sat here trying to finish a lecture for University of Wales Aberystwyth on web design and how to make a website with Microsoft Frontpage. I should've done this ages ago. Sometimes I'm a twat. Mostly I'm a tosser.
Just want sleep. Using red wine, endless cigarettes and the dulcet tones and massive twang of Bowie in Labyrinth to keep me going. An eighth an eighth, my kingdom for an eighth (or failing that, my kingdom for a cock this huge).